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“You are going to teach people how to fuck, thrust and reach
orgasm? Robert, you’ve lost the plot. That’s shameless and
degrading, I thought you’re an intellectual,” my ex-girlfriend,
Sarah, shudders, outraged.
“We teach our pupils everything they need for a great love
and sex life: seduction techniques, control over sexual reac-
tions, the choreography for a steamy night, how to sense and
feel with the body, not with the head. Ecstasy, and how to deal
with society’s sexual morality. How to position my mouth per-
fectly for the joy of another…”
“…You want to teach women how to give head? And that’s
your new business model? You prick!” she hisses. Sarah, an
educated woman, has never lost her feel for tact quite like this.
She has lost her cool.
“This isn’t how I imagined our reunion. I was so happy
when you called and invited me to this bar in Berlin, seeing as
we haven’t seen each other since my four-year stint in Shang-
hai.”
“I thought this creative idea of a Sex Academy would excite
you. Let me explain.”
“You are so incredibly tasteless.”
“Sarah, you often applauded my creativity in terms of
developing businesses that aid people in f nding themselves,
rather than just encouraging them to consume. You see, I
enrichen citizens’ lives with a school that focuses on our love
and sex drive, the strongest drive of man. This academy teaches
people how to experience their sexuality to the highest perfec-
tion and to the point of ecstasy, ideally in connection with love.
I will lead people to their true sexual identity. Most people
haven’t even discovered their true sexual identities. In fact,
they know shockingly little about sexuality. Who knows what

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